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Okay, well, I don't know what you want
me to do.

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Sweetie, I've tried everything. No, she
just... Okay, I'm listening.

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Yeah, no, go.

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Yeah, no, that's not... I don't know
what the deal is.

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I mean, I try to be nice.

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You've seen Zoe in a rap. She just
doesn't... Okay,

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um... Yeah, I'm gonna let you go.

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Okay, I love you too.

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All right. All right, bye.

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Are you

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ready to go?

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I mean, I'm here, aren't I?

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Okay.

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Where would you like to go eat?

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I don't know.

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I thought you were supposed to decide
that.

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Well, I thought maybe there'd be a place
you'd like us to go, you know, like

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maybe a favorite restaurant or would you
like Chinese?

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You're joking.

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Chinese?

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Um, okay. What would you, you want
sushi?

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I don't eat fish.

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Okay. All right.

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Where would you like to go? What? You
know what? We'll just, we'll go for a

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drive and then just wherever you want,
just say this is the place. Does that

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work?

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Whatever.

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It's so not fair. We have to do the time
breaker.

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Right now.

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Wait, what time is it?

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I don't know.

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It's 6am.

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Wait, were we out all night?

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Oh my god.

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We were.

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Shoot.

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Yeah, I'll wait you for your brother. Go
sit on the couch.

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I'm going to win.

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Are you ready to lose?

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What? Me?

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Yeah. To you.

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In rock, paper, scissors.

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Yeah. Wow. Are you asleep?

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Because that's a dream.

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No.

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You'll see.

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Okay.

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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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I think it's just paper, paper, rock.
Okay. Yeah. Two out of three. Best two

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of three.

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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Ah.

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Okay. So, everyone's this, right?
There's not like three out of five. This

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it. No, this is it.

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Okay.

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This is true.

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I told you. I don't lose.

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Fine. Whatever.

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You win. Congrats.

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Maybe. What do you want?

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What do I want?

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Mm -hmm.

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Okay, you know what? There actually is
something I want to know.

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We had a great night tonight.

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You know?

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Why for months now, since I married your
mother, have you been, like, just

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relentlessly mean to me?

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What is that?

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I don't get it.

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I don't... I don't know if I can say.

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Just say it.

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I mean, I...

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This is the bet to bet, okay?

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Fine. It might be because...

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Sorry, what?

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It might be because I'm pregnant.

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Issa.

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What are you saying?

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Well... I can't help it.

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I'm not angry. I'm just... I'm married
to your mother.

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I know, and that's why I've been trying
to avoid you this whole time, because I

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always get what I want, and I... I don't
know what to do.

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Um... I mean, there's nothing to do.

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Like, there's not... I mean, I'm...

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To repeat myself here, but you're my
step -dog now.

85
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I mean, but that doesn't mean we're
actually related.

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And that's what you know.

87
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Now I have to do something about it.

88
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What?

89
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I mean, I always get what I want.

90
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I don't, yeah.

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I just, I don't think that's... She's
not going to find out.

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She's not going to find out what?

93
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to your mom, okay? I'm not going to
cheat on her. I'm not going to,

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not. Liz,

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because you don't think I'm pretty?

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What? No.

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You're gorgeous.

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Like, you're very attractive.

99
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I just, um... Well,

100
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I mean, I always get my way, so...

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Change your mind.

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I'll be in my room.

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I'm sorry.

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We can't, we can't do anything.

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So, I mean, I'm married to your mom.
She's literally asleep right there.

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Well, we'll be quiet.

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We'll be quiet?

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Yeah. I don't, I, this doesn't, just,
just go.

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Okay, like, this just can't happen.
Okay, you're very beautiful, obviously,

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like...

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Loyal and... Just... Just can't happen.

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You understand?

113
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No. No. Once I have my mind set on
something... Shh. Just shh.

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She's not gonna hear.

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I'm not gonna tell her.

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You don't have to say anything.

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Okay, so like... Hypothetically... Like
if we were to do something... Mm

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-hmm.

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Like, she could not ever know.

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Like, nobody could ever know.

121
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Yeah. Okay? Like, it's just, it would be
like a between -us, like, one -time

122
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thing. Mm -hmm.

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I'm serious.

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Okay. I mean, once I get my fill, then,
you know, I'll be good to go.

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I mean...

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Ever since you married my mom, it's
just... I can't stop thinking about

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you. And I've heard you guys had sex a
couple of times, and it's just... It's

128
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just been in my thoughts.

129
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In your thoughts? Uh -huh. Just
thinking.

130
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Just thinking.

131
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I just... Nobody can know about this.

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Yes.

133
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Yeah. So it's been mutual then, huh?

134
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Yeah, it's been mutual.

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Who

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does

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it better?

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Me or my mom?

139
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Honestly? Yeah, you do.

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She better watch out.

141
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I look pretty on your podcast.

142
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Thank you.

143
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So much better. It tastes so good.

144
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Oh, yes.

145
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That's better than I imagined.

146
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Oh, she's teasing like that.

147
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It's so bad. Please.

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Oh, my God. Oh,

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my

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God.

151
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I don't want it. I don't want it.

152
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Do you need more?

153
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,880
Yeah. Yeah, put it back in, please.

154
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You want to come back in? Yes.

155
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You want to come right back in? Yes,
please give it back to me. I want it

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in.

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Amen.

158
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So good.

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Let me see, just like that.

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Oh,

161
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fuck.

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Fuck,

163
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you're so good.

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pussy throw.

165
00:24:20,170 --> 00:24:21,790
Yeah, you do. Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm. Mm

168
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-hmm. Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

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-hmm.

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So much sexier than her.

175
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That's a good dog.

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What's that?

177
00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:08,820
Thank you.

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you look at the

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So good.

180
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I want you to comfort me.

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Yeah. Yeah.

182
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,160
Yeah. Yeah.

183
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,640
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

184
00:34:00,350 --> 00:34:02,350
That's exactly what I was expecting.

185
00:34:02,710 --> 00:34:03,710
Oh, really?

186
00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:08,150
This is not going to be a one -time
thing.

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Definitely not.